Whitey’s Got The Doob (apologies to the great Gil Scott Heron)

musk doobie

Bill Blair’s been working overtime
now that whitey’s got the doob
a cop in charge of the portfolio no less (!!)
so that whitey could get the doob

A slew of business types lobbied hard
so that whitey could get the doob
Their party ties impossible to hide
but Holy Cheech and Chong, we finally got the doob!

Doug Ford is trying to make political hay
now that whitey’s got the doob
the best stuff used to come from Etobicoke way
in the days before the legal doob

They’re hedging on overturning past convictions
since whitey got the doob
will the disproportionately locked up get a pardon
now that whitey’s got the doob?

Six Nations of the Grand has no drinkable water
but whitey’s got the doob
they’ve spent billions on a oil pipeline
but you haven’t heard a peep about it, not since whitey got the doob

Timbit sales are bound to increase
now that whitey’s got the doob
the shareholders are no doubt thoroughly pleased
and Hallelujah, it’s raining doobs

It’s being sold as some kind of revolution
since whitey got the doob
but today the ganja has gone corporate
& whitey finally got his legal doobs








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